I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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