fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Drunk is not a location!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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