So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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