"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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