I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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