gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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