She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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