I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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