I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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