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I can't breathe out the right side of my face

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(571): View more from Virginia

so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva

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(419): View more from Ohio

he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.

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(817): View more from Texas

If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer

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(443): View more from Maryland

Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me

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She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.

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