fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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