You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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