belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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