He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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