Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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