I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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