shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
two words...techno handjob
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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