Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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