bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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