I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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