Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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