I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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