everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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