And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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