: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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