Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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