we have officially lost it.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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