i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I skipped work to stalk him.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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