i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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