I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Farmville is her only friend.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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