My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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