Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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