U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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