if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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