so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Say something about gay babies.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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