I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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