apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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