All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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