I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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