so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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