How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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