Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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