well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
My bed smells like the plague
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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