I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
a search helicopter?!
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
