Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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