Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
