VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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