It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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