just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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