My nipple is on Facebook.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
