talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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