How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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