It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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