just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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