Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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