my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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