Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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