is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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